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just shut up and let me suck ur dick already 

I can’t believe dudes still think they’re special for being willing to go down on a vagina. Just because you’re willing doesn’t mean you’re talented.

I don’t care what woo woo speshul philosophy you apply to BDSM, it all comes down to boners.

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


Watching men splutter when I tell them it’s really unlikely anything they do will make me orgasm